I am livin' up to the name of my blog this morning!!!

Dana has been granted an extension to Monday at midnight to approach her "hi" man and ask him out. I suggested that she might try a few drinks to stiffen her nerve (the one skinny one) but she wondered if that would be appropriate at work. I told her to ask Sh*nn*n for her opinion on proper etiquette in the workplace. If she doesn't know she can always find out. Being on a first name basis with everyone in HR has to have some advantage...

Not much as been said about the yeasties lately. This is not because Sarah has not been living in fear of the them. Sarah longs for her old life with the bottle and the snackcake...

Really have to pee..
No toilet paper: there's spam..
Got yeast infection.

SPAM Goddess™ , iluv@spam.com
Spamville
From spamhaiku.com
February 12, 2003

Finally some good news in the news!

Prior optimism about sleep misplaced...

My blog is working again! That is good since after today's 2 1/2 coma nap I will probably be up for quite a bit... Much has been said (many unnice things...sniff sniff) about Sarah's propensity to sleep and lest my reading public think it ALL stems from laziness I will explain the different types of Sarah sleep....

The coma nap - A rare type of nap that most frequently occurs while driving or at work. Thought (by me) to be related to monthly female hormonal changes and low level motion sickness caused by driving. The nap manifests itself by an almost irresistible urge to flop my head down and clunk to sleep immediately. The coma nap is distinguished from the normal nap by the lack of need for a pillow over my head and the speed at which I fall asleep. I awake feeling somewhat refreshed after the coma nap and it does not interfere with my nighttime sleep as much as a totally unnecessary nap.

The "too painful to remain awake nap" - acute variety - I probably did not invent this... Nap taken in response to the bad or sad events of life. Nap theories - 1. Mental pain lasts for a limited time and sleeping might count for some of the time, thereby lessening total amount of pain suffered. 2. A nap is temporary suicide. Risks - 1. You will awake feeling chipper and then experience shock anew upon remembering the painful event. 2. If you sleep prematurely, you might not be able to sleep later when the pain is even worse.

Ooh, sleepy now... Must have correctly identified this afternoon's nap as a coma nap! More sleep news later! I still have quite a few to go... The sensual thrill nap (sadly extremely rare), the "too painful to remain awake nap" - low grade variety, the slug nap, the celebratory nap, etc.

Argh. I have having all sorts of problems with my blog! Fortunately, I can't get too indignant since it is free... But, still... I had to delete my old blog and create another one to solve the problem. I lost my classic post of about global warming and the mean people of Kiribati (well, just the residents of Tarawa) who might soon be underwater due to their treatment of me...well, and rising global temperatures.

I doubt this is going to work but I am gonna save this now...

This is not working!

Woo-hoo! I love Blogger! So much easier than adding stuff to my Geocities web site! I am in the midst of a big dilemma. A dilemma which must be resolved by 4:30 p.m. today! Eek. The wonderful thing about a blog is you can describe those life dilemmas that no one living or dead cares about but (possibly...) oneself... I have completed 25 hours of my 36 hour MLIS (master's of library and information science) degree. I am signed up for a 3 hour class that begins...eek...today at 6:00 p.m. in Columbus. I have two problems with this... 1. I don't feel like driving to Columbus today or really, ever. 2. I don't want to pay for the class. Another problem... I don't feel like sitting there in the class for 3 hours! In fact, there is nothing that I like about the whole idea. Summertime is for fun not for rushing up to Columbus twice a week!!!! I mean, if this were going to be my last day of life, would I want to go to Columbus? Most assuredly not... Ooh, I hope I don't start applying that analysis to whether I should go to work. Eek. Thirty minutes until decision time... Must lay down...

Just 'cause someone doesn't want to be my boyfriend doesn't mean he can no longer serve Sarah!!! Former flame and newly spawned blogger Robert quickly surpassed the master and created his blog on Blogger, thereby creating jealousy in the heart of Sarah. Sarah, despite the fact that she still doesn't have a DVD player, quickly adopted the new technology and wala...a new blog format for your reading pleasure! Hopefully I can figure out how to save this..