"Its head appears too small for its body and it looks more like a squat, grumpy blob than a living creature..."

Ah, the English are so harsh...

Now I forgot what my product was... Hmm. Not Resolve (the carpet cleaner...though I do highly recommend it.) Ooh, I remember. Cracklin Oat Bran! Expensive and fattening, but very good. I first felt the spark in college...

Speaking of rekindling sparks (at least friendly sparks...), Sarah is dragging the past for old friends... After exchanging email with old high school friend Sean (still suspected as Sparky...) just last week, I noticed that boon friend of old Allen had joined classmates.com and, being to cheap to pay $39.00 to email him, I wrote him a letter, like through the mail! Then, heady with nostalgia, I tracked down an address for old college friend Ann and dispatched another letter. Who will be the next Sarah contact victim... Who indeed... MAYBE SPARKY if he discloses his identity. Though, I am still not convinced that Sparky is known personally to me. I still think he is a friend of my sister's. For reasons that are hard to pin down, he just seems a bit brighter than most of my friends (no offense...hehehehe)...

New pictures on my site (by the word "new")!! My most recent set of pictures have inspired me to start recording my camera settings to figure out what the $&#%)& is going wrong...