I have been wasting so much time on Spinsters With Cats that I have been neglecting you, my little bloggy...
But on to wasting more time... We had our second Spinsters With Cats meeting last night. The meeting was surprisingly well attended - 7 people (though not everyone was there at the same time...) Apparently, spinsters with cats are financially flighty because no one felt herself sufficiently reliable to be treasurer... Personally, I don't know what kind of influx of cash they are expecting through t-shirt sales, a kissing booth, and cat treat sales... But, I have to admit, the Spinsters With Cats t-shirt prototypes are pretty darn cute....so, wildfire-like sales are not totally out of the question!
We did decide to use all sales/fundraising proceeds for charitable purposes. I introduced this idea because I figured we could more stuff if we assure folks that the money would not be squandered on spinster strip club nights or beer for Sarah. Sadly, SWC seems to be a noteably non-drinking group (though, one member did barf in a fellow member's car just last week...)
We created a few more club officers, the silliest of which is the How to Remain A Spinster Sex Tips Coordinator (or something like that...) My suggestion was to have an officer in charge of interesting website content in general, but this was shot down... Despite the fact that I came up with the sex tips this idea, I think that we shouldn't have anything too racy because we don't want to offend any potential donors or paraphenalia (sp?) purchasers...
The meeting was so action packed that we did not get to some important items on the agenda...the fall formal, a position statement on psychoactive drugs for cats, automatic expulsion of member for practicing or advocating the practice of beastiality, rejection of candidates for membership who divorce solely to join SWC (it can only be a minor factor...)
On a unrelated note, co-worker Paul has gotten yet another compliment on his newly slimmer physique and he failed to credit Sarah for the diet tip that made it all possible! How quickly they forget...
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