Well, it is official. I am a hypochondriac loon. According to my doctor, the only hope (slight) is intensive yoga. Here are the diseases I don't have:

*Hypothyroidism (sadly...)
*AIDs (thankfully...but no surprise because the platelett people are always after my plateletts) (I don't want any comments from you politically correct folks out there saying that I should have written HIV, because if you have a yeast infection for 5 months and have the HIV virus, that is AIDs!)
*Diabetes (no surprise there...I don't think anyone in my family has ever had that...)
*Hypoglycemia
*Other diseases/conditions the doctor thought fit to test me for but did not bother to mention...

Questions the doctor asked me that confirmed my belief that he thinks I am a loon...

1. Do you feel like hurting other people?
2. What, you have a job? Where?

Question I asked him that he couldn't answer...

1. Is intensive yoga going to make my 5 month old yeast infection go away?